Saturday, April 16, 2011

Saturday, April 16, 2011-- Standing Bear Hostel



Saturday, April 16, 2011
Starting Point:  Roanoke Virginia
Destination: Standing Bear Farm, Hartford, Tennessee; 3 miles north of the Great Smoky Mountains National Park

We wake early and leave Roanoke around 7. We grab a quick breakfast in Christiansburg and then head down to the Standing Bear Hostel in Tennessee.   The hostel is located at the terminus of our hike.  The plan is to spend Saturday night there, get a shuttle to our starting point at Fontana Dam and hike back to the hostel.  I had called ahead and was assured by Curtis, the owner, that if we arrived by on Saturday, he would hold the cabin for us.   Hence our desire to leave Roanoke early.  It’s 260 miles from Roanoke to the hostel. 

We take turns driving and the ride is uneventful, except when AK takes the wheel.  AK commutes from Richmond to Petersburg every day, so she’s not afraid to drive, but she admits that is not good with directions.  This proves to be the case when she is unable to find her way from the gas station, where we exchanged drivers, to the highway on-ramp, which is literally across the street.   She gets confused and ends up stopping right in the middle of the road.  I am starting to regret letting her drive my new car, which I bought just the previous November.   But, she manages to right herself and we find our way to the highway.

At the next stop, I take the wheel again.  I’m not going to take any chances with having AK try to find the hostel.  We get off the highway and are immediately confronted with steep gravel road to the hostel.  We encounter our first thru-hiker on this road, and we offer him a lift to the hostel, but he replies, “No, thanks; I’m enjoying my hike.”    

We arrive at the hostel at .  Even though we had called while on route to reconfirm the cabin, when we see Curtis, he tells us that the cabin has been taken.  He is only mildly apologetic.   Perhaps he is in shock at our appearance.  I guess we don’t fit the typical hiker profile.  He tries to cover his surprise by saying he is not used to seeing such beautiful women, but my sense is that he doesn’t think we are capable of hiking the Smokies.

Not only is the cabin taken, but the bunkhouse is full too, so Curtis offers to let us tent on his front lawn—for $15 per person.   Either that or we can go to a motel.  We choose to tent.   We pitch our tents near a creek and a dilapidated dog kennel (Curtis boards dogs while their owners hike in the Smokies, since the park does not allow dogs).  Then we head into the closest town, Newport, for lunch and a quick trip to Walmart. 

Back at the hostel, I’m able to start to take it all in.  As described on the hostel website, Standing Bear Farm is:

A turn of the century multi-generational farmstead including the original homestead, barns, outbuildings and farmhouse.  The outbuildings have now been converted to a bunkhouse and cabin where we offer rustic lodging to hikers . . .

Rustic does not begin to describe it.  There is a privy (“bring your own toilet paper,” Curtis tells me), which needs to be cleaned out or replaced.  The showers are in a separate building with stone floors and walls lined with old beer bottles.   The supplied towels are as stiff as the warped wooden planks lining the walkways. 
The cabin at Standing Bear

Rainbow, Jenni and Turtle Feet in the kitchen at Standing Bear

The privy at Standing Bear


Our campsite at Standing Bear; that's my tent in back and Jenni and AK's tarp in front
The center of the hostel activity is a fire pit surrounded by logs for sitting, located next to a wishing well and a stream.  This central area is bounded by a small building that houses the computer, another one containing a washing machine (the old fashioned kind with rollers) and dryer. The kitchen is attached to the laundry and contains an ancient gas stove, a microwave oven and an assortment of cups, plates and glasses, all dirty, as the hikers are supposed to wash the dishes themselves.  Next to the kitchen is the bunkhouse, which contains two rows of bunkbeds.  Across from the bunkhouse sits the cabin, which used to be a shed.  I take a quick peek in there and I’m glad I ended up in my tent.  All the buildings are made of weathered, unpainted dark wood.  They remind me of the cabin from the Beverly Hillbillies (before they moved to LA).  

There is also a little store for short term resupply, which sells everything from noodles to honey buns, frozen pizzas, toiletries, and clothes (obviously items left behind by previous hikers.)    All in all, despite its rusticity, the hostel has just about everything a thru hiker needs. 
Curtis hangs around with the hikers.  He looks as scruffy as his clientele.  He is tall and thin, with long brown hair held back in a pony tail.  A man of few words, he has even fewer for us.  The other hikers, however, were much friendlier, especially with Janet, who is perky and blond and talkative.  And of course AK, being outgoing, throws herself into the crowd and makes friends quickly.  Jenni is more reserved, but it doesn’t take long before she’s in the mix as well.
Curtis, owner of Standing Bear Hostel

I count about 15 hikers here.  All of them have just finished hiking the Smokies, and they look tired but happy.  I wonder what we will look like after we finish our hike. We spend some time getting to know them before they go into town to hear live bluegrass music.

Thru-hikers tend to adopt or earn trail names.  Some are self-imposed, but most are given by fellow hikers based on some attribute or funny story.  We meet Turtle Feet, a middle aged woman from Wisconsin.  She may have received her name from the fact that she wears green Crocs or from the fact that she is a slow hiker.  She suffers from fibromyalgia and walks with a slow, painful looking gait.   We also meet Peregrino,  Rainbow, Backyard Boogie and John-Boy.  John-Boy warns us to watch out for the “Texas Slingshot”—a male hiker ties his “junk” in a bandana and attaches the bandana to his belt.  I’m happy to say I did not see a single Texas Slingshot while on the trail.

Friday, April 15, 2011

Friday April 15, 2011: From Richmond to Roanoke; Meeting Janet

Friday, April 15, 2011 
Starting Point:  Richmond, Virginia
Destination:  Roanoke, Virginia

It is 5:30 p.m.  I have taken a half day off and I am already packed and ready to go.  I’m watching The Chamomile Lawn on a Netflix dvd while I wait.  I rented this movie because Toby Stephens is in it.  He is wickedly handsome and a wonderful actor to boot.  I loved him as Mr. Rochester in Jane Eyre.  In The Chamomile Lawn, however, he plays a bit of a fool.  He is madly in love with Jennifer Ehle, but she tells him she wants to marry a rich man.  She promises to give him “comfort” if the war comes (the movie starts in 1939, right before World War II). Toby is trying to take her up on the offer, but an air raid siren goes off just as she starts to undress.  The landlady comes in to make sure he has closed the blackout curtains.  Jennifer hides in a wardrobe just as my dogs begin to bark.  AK is here.   Jenni arrives just a few minutes later.

We quickly pack the car.  We have to drive to Roanoke to pick up Janet, the fourth member of our hiking party.  We are off to hike the AT through the Smoky Mountains.

We are all members of the Old Dominion Appalachian Trail Club, which maintains a 19 mile section of the Appalachian Trail here in Virginia.  I met Jenni and AK last year when I first joined the club.  We are all obsessed with hiking.  I find it to be the perfect antidote to working in an office all day, surrounded by corporate politics.  Life is simple on the trail.  I just walk. I carry everything I need to survive on my back.  There is a sense of independence and accomplishment in this endeavor that is not replicated in any other aspect of my life.  Plus, I don’t have to wear makeup.  There is no phone or e-mail.   At work I feel like a dolphin in a shark tank.   I’m more afraid of the sharks at work than the bears on the trail.   I’ve only seen the hind legs of a bear on the trail, but at work I’ve seen sharks up close.   

Jenni, AK and I have similar hiking styles and speed (i.e., slow).  We are all in our 50’s.  Jennie works for a county planning department, AK is a teacher, and I am a lawyer.  We have done a number of hikes together, including the Maryland section last summer.  I think we make a good team. 

I have only met Janet once.   She’s a member of our club but she recently moved from Richmond back to her home town of Roanoke.  She’s a legal assistant and at 45, she’s younger than the rest of us.  

AK is a petite woman with a big personality.  She is never afraid to voice her opinions.  I admire this about her as I am the same way.  She teaches fifth grade in Petersburg, Virginia.   Since her students tend to be bigger than her, every year she brings her fully loaded backpack into class to let them know that she is no pushover.  We all know this already. 
Jenni is a true GRIT—girl raised in the south.  She was a St. Catherine’s girl, and a boarder, no less.  She grew up in Fluvanna County, where her father taught at Fork Union Military Academy.  Jenni is quiet, but not shy.  She, like AK, has a wonderful sense of humor.   Neither woman takes herself too seriously, either.   These are just two reasons why I like them so much. 

We are section hikers, meaning we hike the AT in sections, as opposed to thru hiking the entire 2180 mile trail in one season. AK has already hiked all of Virginia and has started on Tennessee.  Hence, she wanted to hike the Smokies.  The trail runs 75 miles through the Smokies, so it is a challenging distance for me.  The longest section I’ve done so far is 52 miles. I have no idea of the challenge in terms of terrain, but I will soon find out.     

We take the southern route to Roanoke in order to avoid the trucks on I-81.  This is the same route my family takes to drive to our house at Smith Mountain Lake.  More than once during this trip, I will question my decision to hike instead of lounge at the lake.  

We arrive in Roanoke around   Janet has just gotten back from the grocery store and is starting to pack her food for the trip.   AK teases her about her food choices.  Janet is an experienced backpacker, however and knows what she is doing. 

After Janet finishes getting critiqued on her food, we go through the same routine as she packs her clothes.  Should she bring an extra pair of pants?  No, AK tells her, you don’t need them.  Just bring your shorts and some long underwear.   And you don’t need that extra shirt either, she says.  Janet keeps the pants but ditches the shirt.  (Later, Janet will end up buying a shirt on last day of the trip so she will have something clean to wear while she waits for us to show up at the hostel). 

It’s now after and I’m tired.  We want to get an early start in the morning.  I know AK and Jenni are tired, but Janet shows no signs of slowing down.   She has amazing energy.  I announce that I am ready for bed and AK and Jenni follow suit.   

AK

Jenni 
 
Janet













Thursday, April 14, 2011

A WEEK IN THE SMOKIES--Or, Why I missed my 25th Law School Reunion

Jenni is a few steps behind me nursing tendonitis in her left foot.  AK is right behind me. Janet is two days ahead of us (my trail name for her is “Next Shelter”).   We are walking on a high ridge and the trail is narrow and rocky.  There is little room on either side before the mountain drops off sharply.  I really have to go to the bathroom.  And not for a quick squat, either.  Finally I find a small ledge where the mountain is held in place by a tree and an outcropping of bedrock.  I grab my toilet paper from my backpack.  I had run out on the second day; fortunately a thru hiker named Beans gave me a full roll.

I step over the ledge, pull down my running shorts and hold on to the tree trunk.  I didn’t bother to dig a cat hole, but at this point, who cares?  Seconds later, the flies are attracted to me and start buzzing around.

What am I doing here?  Why am I attempting to hike 75 miles on the Appalachian Trail through the Great Smoky Mountains National Park instead of attending my law school reunion?   I could be sleeping at the Williamsburg Lodge instead of in a stone shelter with no electricity.  I could be drinking Appletinis instead of Propel.  (Even though my trail name is Happy Hour, I foolishly left my martinis behind).  I could be eating peanut soup instead of Ramen and tuna.  I could be smelling boxwood hedges instead of the pungent body odor of thru hikers. Some of these thru hikers have apparently not taken a shower since they got on the trail over a month ago.

Narrow, rocky trail